Help me get out of here…

“Just kidding… My human friends are so kind and gentle and they let me hang my head like this to have people like you take a photo of me. Let me guess, you’ll post this in your Facebook accounts and hope to get a thousand likes… What a pity, you’re so obsessed in getting likes that you’ll do anything to get it. I only need one like from my human friend and that’s enough to make me the happiest dog-person in the world!”